Translating Women

by Michael on 8/24/10, updated 9/12/10 in:

How to translate what a woman says (the men's version):

Yeah, Okay, Sure = NO!

No = Yeah, Maybe, Probably

How does this look on me? = Tell me I look good, or I'll cry and/or make your life miserable. (Just praiser her shoe sense, okay?)

Just a 'sec. = She'll be an hour if you're lucky.

I don't care. = Unless it's something she doesn't want, so pick the thing she wants.

I am not getting irritated! = You're screwed...

all for now,
Michael

PS: All humor aside, if the above is your relationship, why are you in it?

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